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Gimme a Title 'Cause I have no idea

I'm just writing here so I'm feel like I'm actually using the site. Wow I haven't writen here since last year.

     Summer's here and I proudly welcome it and it's presents of pool time, fourth of july, though I don't think I'll welcome the troubles summer brings for Scruffles. You remember Scruffles the opossium right. He really it a great person.....I mean animal. He's very friendly, responsible, fun, smart, and a bit too serious. All in all I love Scruffles but he's time confused. I think he is hibernating? I don't think is old age I mean Scurffles is only uuuummmmm......I don't know his age but he's not old. The thing is that he keeps sleeping in a little cave like a cat. The only time he is not sleeping in the cave is when he plays with his daughter, Snoopy for a hour or working on his Tan? Do possiums get tans?

      I missed my music site. I miss the internet. The only thing I use internet for is for homework. YUCK!!!!!!!!!

     I'll go back to writing stories in the summer.... And that's it.

I can't write anymore.

Yoshi

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Put it away NOW we're in church!!!! By: Yoshi Hernandez

  Hey peoples!!!! If that title doesn't catch you're attention then I don't know what will. I'll tell you about this later.

  I'm off from school and don't know what to do. I am soooo bored. Whenever there's a day off from school I get excited and that excitement lasts until about 11:00 a.m., when I'm fully awake and aware that there is nothing to do. Right now I am examining the wonders of Allen Iverson's hollow bobble head. There is some dried up glue surrounding a spring in his head. He keeps nodding at me. Yes, and what do you want me to do, Iverson?

   Almost everyone I know has dreams about me killing them in some brutal way. They all agree that they are scared of me in real life but I don't understand them. Why would I kill them??? I mean I don't know why they would think that. I'm not a violent person..........now ............most of the time. I'm sure Jamie would agree with me, right??? I am the most kindest person I know. Anyone who says otherwise gets death by a sword, while being hanged by a tree, in a beach, on a deserted island, somewhat in a big and deep hole with snakes, next to an ocean, AND tickled by a feather. Just kidding!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  I don't feel like writing anymore. My entries are meaningless. Nobody understands them. No one gives me a comment. Something's wrong with my computer now. I think I should leave. Wait I think it's better. I can finish my entry. YAY!!!!!!!!!!

  So about the church thing. Well okay. You see my church had this flea market and although they didn't sell any fleas ...... Oh wow I have to go. It's all Scruffles' fault.

Bye. Leave me comments

From: Yoshi

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Yoshi's Real Entry By: Yoshi Hernandez

  Ok peoples!

  I am keeping it as real as possible. Let's face it reality stinks like Philly's subways; that's why we have daytime and nighttime dramas and really exciting books to get away from it all. From time to time we might even day dream our realities away because we just don't want to be apart of it for the moment, but sometimes we just have to face it. So I'm taking a shot at being as real as I can possibly be.

  Well I have started school again. I know this year will be better than last year 'cause.............. um I just know. In my opinion 7th period lunch is the best and worst. Best because the day goes by quicker and I go home early almost everyday. Worst because it gives my no time to do unfinished homework or projects, but I am becoming a fast writer so finishing homework will be in advisory now.

  I almost got all new teachers this year......Almost. I still have the same history teacher because he teaches this year's and last year's history this year. He is cool though. On the other hand, one of my science teachers is my new advisor as if I didn't have enough problems in the world. I didn't do so great in his class last year and he explained my not doing well in his class as me not using my mind. Well, if I wasn't using my mind I wouldn't be in this school now, thank you very much. The bright side to all of this is that he's not really awake in the morning so he can't really bug me. In fact, he looks kind of peaceful, but then again so do cobras right before they strike.

  Moving along I went camping with a youth group last week. It was a great experience of worship, friends and nature though bears, salamanders and weather tried to ruin it. The weather was a big issue. During the first night it was so cold that I swear I could see my breath in the pitch-dark tent. I was so worried that someone would freeze to death, but with God watching over us no one even caught a cold after that night and the rest of the nights weren't as cold as that one. Isn't God wonderful like that?

  Anyways I had so much fun there and stuff. The camping trip was even a life changing time for me.

  Even though I loved camping and stuff I couldn't help but miss my family, Scruffles and even Jamie. I wonder how Scruffles ever managed Jamie without me especially his sleep walking terror nights. I really wonder. Oh I remember, Jamie and Scruffles never fell asleep while I was gone. They stayed up all day and night long partying in the party for losers (they partied by themselves at home). They probably watched the late night shows, pigged out on cheese curls and root beer (I can't buy real beer), and played checkers. It's always a party without me.

  Hey Peoples, this was cool keeping it real and stuff but I like being not real better and other stuff. I'll try it again sometime.

Bye.

From: The Yoshi that was keeping it real.

P.s.: Some guys who look sort of like girls are really scary when you think of them like girls. Don't ever do that.

 I am warning you for real.

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Imagine I Put A Title Here By: Yoshi

  Yeah!!!! I couldn't think of a title so you come up with one for me. That the least you can do for me for typing a good entry.

  WoW!!!!! The place where you type an entry has changed a lot. No more little box to type in........ and that stinks!!!!!! My measurement is going to be off because I usually type an entry until the little thing on the scrollbar is so tiny that you can hardly see it. I guess now I have to keep typing until a scrollbar appears or I fall asleep typing an entry that almost no one reads. My scheme to make people read and read forever ruined, but don't worry I'll make a better one up. The next scheme should work, I promise, if an ancient tomb robber doesn't interfere with my plan. You know who you are.

  Not a lot of things been happening here. In the whole summer vacation I have only update the xanga once, have only recieved one comment, have only rescued Jamie from a sleepwalking death once. What a boring summer!!!!! Muy Aborrido!!!!

  I've become the self-proclaimed cyber Pinball champion recently although I wish that I wasn't the only one playing Pinball.....sob........sob. I was going to tell my only living grandparent my great achievement in Pinball, but she was asleep. I wonder when I will be able to talk with her again. Oh Well.

  I have been raising a plant found in a water fountain for about a year so I will be celebrating it's birthday on Monday even though I don't know it's birthday. I'm probably not in the running for the award for best mom, but I guess everyone has their flaws. Unfortunately for me that is my flaw, but that's better than some people have it, and I'm not pointing any fingers......... Jamie. I mean....like some people instead of getting jobs they train possums to pickpockets. I going to get that Scruffles if it's the last thing I do. I do apologize for anyone missing money that a possum has taken, but if you don't have a name, address, phone number or any id on the money you will not get it back.

  During the summer I have been looking around my neighborhood (The Hood) or (The Ghetto) and notice a lot of guys with white or black oversized shirts. They wear them everyday like a out of school uniform. I'll be surprised if they own any other shirts. So I wonder why do the guys wear these shirts. The solution is quite simple friends..... IT'S THE ONLY THING CLOSE TO DRESSES THEY CAN WEAR... Think about it. Black and white dresses look good on mostly any one and they are jealous that only girls can wear dresses. Also if all of them wear belts over their shirts you have a dress. A lot of these guys also shout out wanting to be like the girls by riding the pink and purple Barbie bikes all over. Now excuse me as I go hiding in the closet once again from a bunch of angry people.

From: A Yoshi in hiding.

P.s. I'm hoping Scruffles will help scare them away.

Leave me comments they make me happy.

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This Is What I Do When I'm Bored. By: Yoshi Hernandez (accent over "a")

  People, like me title, well it's true. This is what I do when I'm bored. As you can tell I am very bored.

  Wow it's been like forever since I have written here. I basically come on this site to listen to music.....good music. Well I guess any music is good music as long as it wasn't by an artist who paid to get into the music career with the money they get for acting. Y'all no who yer are. I mean they obviously don't have a clue to what it takes to be a singer. I'm not saying I do. Lord knows how bad I sing, but I'm not trying to deceive people into paying money for somthing I'm not good at. One word I have to say to the so caled singing actors "Money greedy, No good singers.......actors". That was more than one word unless this counts: "Moneygreedy,Nogoodsingers.......actors." That hardly helps but I tried my best.

  I just realized that this is the first entry I have done since I added a new year to my age. I officially announce myself as being older than dirt two times and 23 years. And that's the truth, but the meaning of old will always be at least ten years older than me.

Yay!!!!! Finally A Yoshi Face.

Oh wait is that just a heart? I dunno.

  Lots of things have happened to me since my last entry besides the whole older than dirt thing like........... I cut all my classes in the last weeks of school, unless you count sleeping in math not cutting. Cutting classes eventually turned into cutting school all together. I would just swipe into school, sneak around for a back door that wasn't guarded by a teacher and run out of school like a Yoshi who just found the super happy tree. This all would take place in less than ten minutes.

  Because of all the things that have happened to me I'm surprised that nothing has changed for Jamie. He is still as dumb as ever, but at least he learns something new everyday......like yesterday he learned that the kitchen is not a water park located next to an active volcano in Antarctica. You should have seen his face when I told him.

  Scruffles the possum on the other hand has changed a bit. He is almost rid of his turtle phobia, but he gets nightmares about the turtles sometimes. Of course I can't blame him. The Poor Possum.

  Wow I don't feel so bored any more. I should send this before Jamie wakes up and sees this entry.

  From: A Yoshi who just found out that Jamie was never really asleep. I'm in trouble.

A Yoshi's NOOOOOOOOOOOOO...... face.